Soon after I found out about "the affair" the competitive side of me took over. I was going to show my husband that I could one-up any stripper anytime. Being 38, responsible and the mother of two wasn't going to dictate how free I could be.
Under the premise that I was going to go to the barn that day, I showed up at my husband's office wearing my leather chaps (to ride in, yeah!) and a big, almost perfectly long-to-my-upper-thighs sweater. Nothing underneath. I figured that could be something Samantha would probably do on Sex and the City -- show up, shock, and leave him smitten... my very own triple "S" "shock and awe".
Up until all that happened and with the exeption that I had to wait for someone else to leave his office when I first got there (it was you, Scott!), it was flawless. My husband was giggling nervously at first, and laughed again afterwards at how ballsy I had been (I will not write how he felt in between, it would be too easy of a guess and gratuitous). YES indeed, I had done it!! Complete success!!! Or not...
Phase one: Show up - completed successfully
Phase two: Shock - completed successfully
Phase three: Leave him Smitten - partly completed..?
...cont'd...
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