...is really good girlfriends.
When I moved out of the house I told my husband something that I considered extremely important: That if I were to ever come back, he would need to really blow my mind. To explain: before we got married, he never actually proposed to me. I threatened that I would move back to L.A. and stop following him around the world "acting" as his wife with not many of the benefits... He ended up asking, of course, but not if I would marry him but if I "wanted to get married" in the same way and tone as when asking a woman "would you like to look like Elle McPherson?"
Hmmmm... let me think about that one... I'VE ONLY THREATENED TO LEAVE YOUR ASS TO MOVE BACK TO LOS ANGELES AND BE ALONE AGAIN because I thought it would be fun!
I've moved back to the house because the lease was up and I couldn't get my head around paying any more rent for the apartment when so much work had to be done at the house anyway...
As I sit here and wait for my mind to get blown I wonder what is inside me that makes me come to my senses and act practically and give in?
Fortunately for him I have friends who listen. And care. I'm sure (no matter how much he claims it was his idea) my lesbian friend Amy (I wouldn't label her, it came from her) said something to my husband about my frustration: Tomorrow we are going back to Tiffany's to "upgrade" my engagement ring to a different one.
Oh, and Amy will take care of the kids. I wonder how that happened...
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You never wear your engangement ring as is..............He should show you how he feels in another way....but he's a man and we know they can't think for themselves ...except for our gay friend Danny. Straight men just don't get it and we can'tmake them get it and that frustates us, and always will. I love you ALWAYS, Patti
Yep! I once asked a gay friend of mine if he knew any gay men who'd like to date me...
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