Cats and Dogs

Men are dogs.

So women must be cats.

Dogs are goofy, so are men.  When dogs hunt or eat, they are messy and leave crap everywhere, so do men.  Dogs will hump anything that moves, so do men.  When a dog senses a bitch is in heat, he will go to great lengths, abandon his home and howl all night for some, so do men.  You can get mad at your dog and in minutes it will act like nothing ever happened, so do men.  Dogs will pee wherever, so do men.  The dogs that bark a lot don't bite, same with men.  Dogs will drop everything to go chase a ball, so do men.

Cats are graceful, so are women.  When a cat hunts, it just f**ks with its prey for a while, so do women.  Cats never make a mess when they eat, same with women.  You never see cats having sex, they keep it hidden from the world, so do women.  Cats are clean and neat, so are women.  Cats will never be clumsy unless they meant to be, same with women.  A cat could be purring contentedly and suddenly scratch your eyeball out for no apparent reason, so do women.  Cats are quiet and demure, so are women.  When a cat is playful it's a rare and treasured moment, same with women.  Cats will play when it's a convenient time for them, not for you, so will women.

Any more?

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ****Robert A. Heinlein