35,000 names for baby

I used to have the book of the above title and loaned it to someone who never brought it back, which is too bad because I need it.  No, it's not what you think.

I love my new laptop so much, I'm thinking of naming it.  But first I have to figure out if it's a male or a female...  I think it's a she.  Has to be. 

Because it's a brilliant, smart, multitasker that can handle anything I need it to do.  And all I have to do is understand it. 

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