The happy (and complete) doody

I just got done with a very short discussion with my son:

Him:  "Mommy, why is my doody not like the other boys or daddy?" (he means uncircumsized)

Me:  "Baby, your doody is like your daddy's... his is the same"

Him:  "No... Why isn't it like other boys?"

Me:  "Why, do you want it to be like other boys?  Because yours is like daddy's."

Him: "Yes, I want it to be like the other boys..."

Me:  "It can be done, if you want to.  But first let me show you how it's done"

 

...and that ended the conversation.