Gotta give them this one...

I read this online today.  I do not know its author or where I even found it.  All I can say is that this is the one where men are... how do I say it... how to get it out...  hhmmmpppffff....  what can I say..?  I can't even get myself to articulate it  --  yet I feel compelled to give credit where credit is due:

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

:-)

187 more shopping days until my birthday!