If I was a Superhero

From all the AOL Journals first anniversary hoopla, I came across John Scalzi's assignments.  So here I go:

If I was a superhero I would be the Time-Defiying Woman.  I would break all the social barriers and standards as to how punctual one should be.  I wouldn't be just "fashionably" late I would be "let's call all the hospitals" kinda late.

Never would I be caught in the binds of time and travel, I would free everyone of their schedules and gladly mess up their day by being an hour or two late.  I would even put doubt in people's minds by being late to my own wedding (40 minutes).  If anyone out there knew someone a little too uptight, just leave it up to Time-Defying Woman to make them fall apart at the seams while waiting on her to show up.  Watch the kind turn mean and the mean go crazy; the calm start twitching and the impatient just explode...!  YES!!  It's time to turn the tide, Time-Defying Woman is alive!!!

Extra credit:  As a superpower I would like to be invisible, because I already fly when I dream so I don't need that superpower...